Brisbane, Madonna & "The matter is closed"
My Therapist Ghosted Me
Global
4.9 • 7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
The word iconic is overused these days, but Sabrina Carpenter bringing Madonna on stage?? ICONIC. Does it mean Vogue and Joanne have changed their minds about Coachella?? Absolutely not.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Global Player original podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | Can I clear something up? |
| 0:07.0 | Is it a UTI? |
| 0:08.2 | If you start asking me for snacks, Joan McNally or dad? |
| 0:12.6 | I want screen time, Vogue. |
| 0:14.7 | They're like, did you hear Vogue, William? |
| 0:16.2 | She hijacked a plane and flew it into the co-op. |
| 0:19.6 | The older I get, I've decided to wear less and less clothes. By the time I'm doing my last tour in my 70s, I'm going to have a nipple tassel. I don't get the odd comment from somebody being like bikinis at your age. Okay, okay, I stand corrected on a couple of points. Everyone's crying, the world is burning. I consider this matter class. Yeah, this is done. |
| 0:41.7 | I don't even know where to start. |
| 0:45.6 | Let's start with hello and welcome. |
| 0:48.8 | Welcome. Hello and welcome. To my therapist goes with me with Mievoque Williams and |
| 0:54.0 | Joanne McNally. |
| 0:55.3 | Why did you put on the shades? |
| 0:56.4 | You're nice makeup on. |
| 0:58.2 | I've hit the biggest wall, mental wall in my lap. |
| 1:01.5 | My eye am fried to fuck. |
| 1:03.8 | I forgot my laptop, my notes, several meetings, even on the meds. I'm just, I've just, I've no, I've nothing. I've |
| 1:14.6 | no energy. It's weird. I'm just gone. I'm flat. It's like I've been, it's like I've had my personality |
| 1:22.5 | vacuumed out of my brain. |
| 1:26.0 | I'm just, I'm like, |
| 1:27.5 | I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, |
| 1:28.0 | I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, |
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