Brinnany

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Two girls are in Argentina. One speaks Spanish, the other is fluent in Petty. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal. Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And now it is time for a quick criminal or minimal segment.
0:09.8	I've got one that I was thinking about the other day in L.A.
0:12.6	Can I start?
0:13.8	Also, our listeners hate when they take the time to send theirs in,
0:17.5	and they're like, oh, Griff just keeps choosing his.
0:20.4	Criminal or minimal, Kira.
0:21.7	Runners who jog in place while waiting at a crosswalk.
0:24.9	Minimal.
0:26.4	Okay.
0:28.1	Criminal or minimal.
0:31.2	Desk treadmills.
0:32.7	Desk treadmills.
0:34.0	Mm-hmm.
0:34.6	Like a walking pad under a desk.
0:39.2	Criminal. Hmm. I just... Redmills. Mm-hmm. Like a walking pad under a desk. Um, criminal.
0:46.3	I just, yeah, it's probably noisy and also like, I'm all about like being convenient, but like it really should not be work.
0:49.2	You should not be working and like, oh, I don't know what I'm saying.
0:52.3	Just criminal.
0:53.0	Criminal.
0:53.6	I just like them separate.
0:54.7	Like carve out the time.
0:55.6	They both mean something.
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