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The JTrain Podcast

Bring Your Douche Down (@DanteNero)

The JTrain Podcast

Jared Freid

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews

4.84.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Comic Dante Nero joins Jared on this week's Tuesday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about having a wife who won't let you go down on her, having a friends mom that wants you to ask her daughter out, ending a constant texting back-and-forth, not liking a friends new girlfriend, and when to bring up that you're divorced during a date. Check it out, and enjoy.

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Call into the JTrain voicemail line now at 347-669-8252 to leave your questions and hypotheticals!

twitter.com/JTrain56 // twitter.com/DanteNero

Subscribe to The JTrain Podcast on Apple Podcasts: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672249013?mt=2

Released by: Jared Freid

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, awesome episode today, a guy who wants to go down on his wife, a mom who's

0:12.1

trying to set people up and a girl who hates her best friend's new girlfriend.

0:17.2

Check it out, enjoy, share with friends!

0:30.0

Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast.

0:49.4

This is J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from New York City's Times Square,

0:55.8

Poem and Studios.

0:57.2

We're back at the Po.

0:58.8

We're very thankful for them for having us, we're excited to be here.

1:03.3

I'm here every Tuesday and Friday with your emails, your stories, your questions.

1:07.0

I say it every week, I'll say it again, thank you for listening.

1:10.7

Thank you for telling a friend, keep telling people, when I get a DM from you and show me,

1:15.5

when you post the biggest, there's levels to all this shit, there's levels, there's

1:21.8

you whispering to a friend, okay that's nice, you told him about J Train, that's a feather

1:25.9

on my nut.

1:27.4

It's you texting a friend, that's another feather.

1:31.5

If you're tweeting it, that's a feather, but if you put up that Instagram story, where

1:36.0

you take a picture of you listening, whoo, that feels like I'm out in the forest, it's

1:45.7

like a cool afternoon, I'm hanging under a tree, just on all fours and my nuts are dangling

1:53.9

out.

1:54.9

And it's as if, yup we're out in the woods, there we go, we're hanging out and hear those

2:01.8

birds, those birds are all just flapping their wings at my nuts, just flip, flap, flap,

2:08.2

flap, flap, flap, flap right across my nuts, every time you make this your Instagram story,

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