Bring The Next Target

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Who Sucks Less

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0:00.0	Guys I went to the ice cream parlor and they said they have a special on Sundays.
0:03.6	Oh yeah?
0:04.0	Oh yeah?
0:04.4	Said, I'll come back then.
0:09.1	I just turned 56 and now I groan every time I get up.
0:13.3	Oh, yeah?
0:14.3	I'm a grown man.
0:17.2	And finally, I saved the best for last.
0:20.1	This is the home run. This is the Grand Slam. This is the one that knocks the best for the last. This is the home run.
0:21.1	This is the grand slam.
0:22.2	This is the one that knocks it out of the park.
0:26.0	Ted, what's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?
0:33.8	A woman in church and a woman in the bathtub, what is the difference?
0:39.6	The pew?
0:41.3	One has hope in her soul.
0:47.9	You know what I have me, Mike?
0:56.3	You're SOB.
0:57.5	Love that one.
0:58.4	Yeah.
0:59.3	Hope, interhorsal.
1:01.4	Yeah.
1:01.5	Go ahead.
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