Bring Out the Butcher Paper

The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg

The Dispatch

Politics, News

4.6 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Could Bigfoot Erotica influence the election? Fan-favorite Chris Stirewalt of Fox News says, “It’s a possibility.” (BIG IF TRUE) No, but really, Jonah wanted to have Chris back on The Remnant to cut through the vast amount of statistical noise being generated in the run-up to the election. With some polls suggesting a Biden landslide, other polls predicting a closer-than-expected outcome, and yet still more organizations suggesting a legion of silent-assassin-Republicans, waiting in the wings to shock the pollsters once again, Stirewalt clarifies these contradictory auguries with a brevity and hilarity rarely found in the mucky world of punditry. While the haruspicy might make for a very unhygienic office space, Stirewalt gets the job done, and that’s why we trust his expertise. Show Notes: -Get tickets to The Dispatch’s post-election event, “What’s Next: Election 2020 and Beyond” -Follow Chris’s work at Fox News -Vote SMOD 2020 -Muhlenberg College’s state polling for PA -John Zogby -Paul, proud octopus and FIFA Diviner -Ron Johnson’s business background -The Partisan Vote Index -Perino & Stirewalt: I’ll Tell You What -Harrys.com/DINGO to receive a Harry’s Trial Set -TommyJohn.com/REMNANT to save 15% on your first order

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0:00.0	Hey everybody, it shows about to get started. I just want to remind listeners about this.
0:04.4	What's next event that we're doing after the election on November 9 and 10. We're working
0:09.2	really hard to put it all together. We think it's going to be great. We think it's going
0:12.4	to be important. We think it's going to be influential. We think it's going to be worth
0:16.2	every penny. You can go to what's next event.com to find out more and to sign up. And you'll
0:25.2	be helping yourself and you'll be helping us. And you'll be part of a conversation that
0:29.7	I think is going to have a big impact on what's actually next. So check it out and let's get
0:35.5	started.
0:55.2	We're going to jump right into it after I point out that today's episode is sponsored
1:15.6	by our friends at Tommy John. Very excited about that. And our friends at Harry Shave. Welcome
1:20.6	back, Harry Shave. You've been this. So we are now in the the nitty-gritty, the short strokes.
1:29.3	We can actually see the exhaust vent from the death star where we are with the naked
1:35.1	eye. And we decided that since this is all that people are talking about right now and
1:40.8	while my instincts are normally to go wonky when everyone else is going fund a tree, even
1:44.7	I cannot resist the gravitational pull of sure unadulterated black tar rank punditry. And
1:52.8	so there is nobody I would want to have on this podcast to do the rankest of rank punditry.
1:59.6	He is veritably the palm olive ad from the 1980s for punditry. He's soaking in it. One
2:07.9	other than Chris Starwall of Fox News, political editor and Sephologist galore. Welcome back to
2:15.9	the remnant Mr. Starwall. I like to think of myself as the Mexican heroine of political
2:23.1	prognostication. So that's good where this is very harmonious. But I have to say I've been
2:28.0	misunderstanding all of this to all of these years that when you say rank punditry, I always
2:34.7	think you mean like what people do on a panel. And they say like, well, I think it's actually
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