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Run That Prank

Bring Me My Breast Back

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2020

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 paid for a man's spouses rack of lamb and wants it back.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:05.0

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.4

The subject, my fiancé, is a social butterfly.

0:14.6

That's right.

0:15.6

My fiancé is a social butterfly.

0:19.0

But right now, the nephew is here for today's prank phone call. What do you have for us today, Nev? Just try to say it one time for Steve if you can. No, twice. Oh, twice, two times. Just try twice. Bring my breasts back. All right, thank you. Play it. Oh, cute. Let's try. Let's try. You got out of his nerves. You said too tough. No, I get, I stopped. You tricked him. You tricked him, yeah. Hello? I'm trying to reach Oliver. Yeah, this is him. Hey, you married. You engaged in Madison, right? Yes, I am. There's a problem with it or something? What's up? No, no, no, no. My name is Ricky, man. Have you heard about a last person that she was engaged to? Well, she kind of spoke briefly about you. Okay, but you know what, man, first of all, let me just say this. Congratulations, okay. Let me be the first say that. Congratulations for y'all getting engaged, and I hope it worked with y'all. Okay. Okay. Here's why I call. We got a situation at hand that we kind of need to clear up between you and I. Okay. What is it? Me and you got a little conversation we need to have about property. Well, we're talking about property. What property? The property we live in, what are you talking about?

1:29.1

It's my property. Okay, no, I'm not talking about your house or nothing like that. Oh, okay. I got some property over there that belong to me, and I'm trying to figure out how we can rectify the problem. Well, I'm quite sure if it's something I can pack up or whatever, you can come get it. I know, pop, what do you have over here in my house that's yours?

1:26.6

Okay, the actual breast that she has belonged to me. The breast. I bought her some breast implant. Man, I ain't known nothing about no breast implants. Okay. You may not know nothing about it, but the bottom line is I spend $10,000 on some breast implants, and I want my property back. Buddy, man. You know, man, you're not getting shit back. What are you talking about breast implant? I ain't know nothing about that, man. Hey, man, I understand. You're not knowing about it, but I'm calling you like a man explaining it to you, and'm trying to let you know you know i bought her some

2:17.7

breast and plants now that's my property now just like just like when it don't work out with with uh uh

2:24.5

an engagement don't work out you want your ring back well i want my breath back oh no man you

2:30.8

if you had gave a ring you can get that back but that's just some man what do you i mean come on, you can get that back, but that's just them to... Man, what do you... I mean... Come on, man, you ain't get back.

2:37.5

Hey, man, I'm getting them back. Oh, I'm going to be over there every other week, being happy with what I didn't bought. No, no, that ain't what's going to happen. No, no, little brother, that ain't going to happen there. I don't know what you're calling for.

2:31.8

About $10,000, the breast and place, you ain't getting...

2:34.8

You come over here if you want to.

2:36.6

When you're with somebody. About $10,000, the breast implants, you ain't getting...

2:51.4

You come over here if you want to. When you're with somebody, when you lose them, you lose every damn thing you paid for. So if you bought her some... You're dumb... I should have bought the... When you got married. You know what I'm saying? You should have waited. Then bought the damn... So them... Mine. I'm gonna be over here.

2:48.1

That's what I'm gonna do with your breast implants.

2:50.8

So your money was well. wait it then bump the damn s'm gonna be over here that's what I'm gonna do with your

3:09.3

breasts so your money was well spent you ain't get back move on in your life hey man you don't

3:15.4

tell me when and when I'm supposed to buy something I buy something I feel like but the bottom

3:19.9

line is them them breasts belong to me no no we're gonna work somebody gonna. Somebody going to pay me $10,000 one way or they up.

3:26.1

Oh, no, no.

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