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I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Talk Radio, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

We've had it with Amish people, motherhood and hideous bedazzled cups. Host of the Bitch Bible, Jackie Schimmel, hops on and proudly boasts about leaving her baby behind while she galavants around Paris. NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets are available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast and subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you to our sponsors: This episode is brought to you by Booking.com: Book whoever you want to be on Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Lume: As a special offer for listeners, new customers GET 15% ALL Lume products with our exclusive code - and if you combine the 15% off with the already discounted starter pack, that equals over 40% off their Starter Pack! Use code Hadit for 15% off your first purchase at https://LumeDeodorant.com. Sono Bello: GIVE YOURSELF THE GIFT OF A FULL BODY RESET. YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY Schedule your FREE consultation. Learn all about Micro Laser Fat Removal. SONO BELLO is running a great special right now… Visit https://SonoBello.com/HADIT Vegamour: Elevate your hair wellness routine this year with Vegamour. For a limited time get twenty percent off your first subscription order by going to https://VEGAMOUR.com/HADIT and use code HADIT at check out. Viator: Download the VIATOR app NOW and use code VIATOR10 for 10 PERCENT off your first booking in the app! Find the perfect travel experiences for you! Do more with VIATOR. Thrive Market: Save time and money and shop Thrive Market today. Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/hadit for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 gift! To watch our post-show for this episode and much more - subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Jackie Schimmel @TheBitchBible

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0:00.0	This episode of I've had it is brought to you by booking.com, booking dot yeah. So are we supposed to start the podcast?
0:15.0	Ready, one, two, three.
0:18.0	Oh, my God.
0:20.0	Okay, one more time, one more time.
0:22.0	Ready, one two three, one more time. Ready, one, two, three, there we go.
0:24.8	Much better.
0:25.5	That was what the I-Hipsters have come here for.
0:29.2	For that style of clap.
0:31.4	Not a limpedit clap. No, the I hipsters oppose limp dick claps.
0:38.8	Limp dicks are opposed in all categories.
0:42.0	Didn't take you very long to bring up dick, did it?
0:45.0	Not very long, it might be the fastest it's ever gone.
0:50.0	Yeah, yeah, listen up, I hipsters. Pumps has got to get laid.
0:55.4	I had no idea what you're going to say, but I was not expecting that.
0:59.4	All right, Pumps, what have you had it with?
1:01.4	Okay, what I've had it with is when you go to a restaurant and they serve you warm bread and the butter is ice cold frozen. I fucking hate that. I've had it. Better served should be room
1:16.7	temperature. No hard better. No limp dicks, no hard butter.
1:28.4	Listen, listen, this is a huge, huge problem. Huge problem.
1:30.4	That butter comes out much the way you like your penises, which is rock hard.
1:37.0	Rock hard.
1:38.0	Like a rock hard penis, I like a soft butter.
1:40.5	You like a soft serve butter. Soft serve butter.
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