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All right, happy Tuesday. True story, you guys. My lawyer, Noah, who's like, you know, kind of famous in his own right by now,

he came to town this past weekend for a baby shower. And when my four-year-old son saw him, he was like, Noah! And then later on, he said, Noah is my best friend. I just wanted to point that out. My legal troubles are so extensive right now that my four-year-old thinks that my lawyer is his best friend. That's how often we're seeing him.

That's the level of sued I am currently in the world.

But at least we're having fun.

So welcome back to Candace.

Yeah, we're going to make to Candace. I got to start this episode by shouting out this person in the comments from yesterday's episode.

You guys know I'm always creeping in the comments.

I always want to know what you guys are thinking as we unpack all of this madness.

But I really appreciated this comment. It reads,

I'm a 41 year old service plumber, and this is my guilty pleasure every day watching the show.

Shout out to all of the plumbers who watch this show. It does not need to be your guilty

pleasure, your guilty pleasure at all. My dad was a plumber, actually. I'm pretty handy.

So I just wanted to say that that comment

made me very happy. All right. So where do we leave off? Many of you guys were very shocked

yesterday as we unpacked the, among many other affairs, the Monashay affair, because there's so

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