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Episodes of Evil Genius are released weekly, wherever you get your BBC podcasts.

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first on BBC Sounds. Warning, this episode contains strong language.

Genius! Genius! Genius!

Hello and welcome to evil genius. I'm Russell Kane and I'm the answer to the question,

what if Peter Pan moved to Essex and got addicted to fake tan? Two jokes in there, Peter Pan

World South End is the premier theme park of the entire globe. Now let me tell you what this isn't.

We're not some worthy arts program where we get all hot and bothered about pastoral poets and their use of the word quaint as a dubal entendre. This is the show that winks coquettishly at the spectre of history before seducing it and giving it a chlamydia-laced rogering. What's coquettishly? I like flirty. Oh, we're all learning. Flirty. A coquette is like a flirty over the shoulder. Hello. Oh, I'm going to coquette my way home to know. Each week we'll take a notable figure from history and uncover three Linal Messi facts, genius. Messy facts about their life and at the end, my panel must vote one way or the other evil or genius.

I don't know if anyone did spot me there trying to use a football-based pun to imply affiliation and knowledge with football even though it bores me like a chapter of Middle March and everyone else probably suspecting that I love Middle March by Georgie Elliott, which I do. I just want more work so I'll pretend to be interested in things that I'm not. I'm actually gutted that you don't like football.

I really believe.

I've tried.

I have tried, work, so I'll pretend to be interested in things that I'm not. I'm actually gutted that you don't like football. I really think I've tried. I have tried. I've gone to matches. I have actively tried whatever the, like a sort of heteroconversion therapy.

Even though I'm straight, I've been given none of the straight things. It's really annoying. I like dancing and feelings and wine and women.

Not women. Woman. Sorry, Lindsay. That's my wife, Lindsay, not you.

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