All right, welcome to the brighter side. I'm Amber Nelson. I'm Ashley Buck Roberts.

This is great. We're doing a stories episode today. So we're just going to gab. And I would like to open up with an apology about my tiny pants. I don't understand how jeans work. And I don't. I'm going home to Alabama to visit some families so I was

like I got to get some normal clothes because all my clothes are like cunty L.A. stuff like tight pants,

tight little booty shorts, squat pussy hanging out. Clothes with attitude. Flaping around and yeah,

they're religious. I was like, I got to get some pants. Wait, you just bought those tiny pants? Yes. Amber, what happened? Are they that bad? They're not that bad, but you immediately said, I walked in and you were like, I got on tiny pants. That was the first thing that he said. And so I just assumed, like, they dry, like they got in the dryer. there's a dryer situation, or you were pulling some old pants out of storage.

You bought tiny pants today, yesterday.

And did you try them on?

Yeah.

You tried them on and you were like, this is what I like, tiny pants.

Yeah, I didn't think they were tiny.

And I was just like, oh, this is great.

And then I put them on today and I was like oh no you're

tiny pants you'll break them in sure I mean you look great thanks yeah and the tinier pants the bigger

the butt you know what I mean I do have a nice little butt in these yeah exactly that's what I'm

saying so that's good that's one thing that's one reason to have some tiny pants thank you so what's

going on with you, Ashley?

Oh my gosh. What a day I've had. I've had, first off, I don't understand automobiles. Okay? I've never figured it out. I can drive them. Yeah. Get out of my way. I got to go to Costco. Excuse me. You know, I'm driving here. Right. Hey, buddy. We're. So I get an alert on my car this morning driving to work around 7 a.m. It says that I have low tire pressure. And I know, I do know one thing about cars, which is that if they alert you, that's bad. Right? That's the one thing I know is that if they're talking to you, something's wrong. Right. It's like the passive aggressive girlfriend that's like, yeah, whatever. But you might want to get that checked out. Exactly. And I was like, okay, well, I'll just put air in my tires. I'm not a dunce. I can do that. So I pull in the arrows pointing at one tire directly, the front passenger tire. And so I start to fill it up with air. And I'm like, I'll just fill it up until the alert goes away on the car. But then the alert never went away. And I just kept filling it up and filling it up. And I was like, clearly I'm doing something wrong. So I text my boss. I'm like, I'm late, you know, I had an air issue. I really don't understand what's going on. He's like, okay, be safe.

Like, we'll deal with it when you get here. I get to school, teach my classes all day. Finally, I meet up with the principal at the end of the day and I'm like, I need your help with my tires. And he's like, he's the kind of principal that's going to help you with your tires. You know what I mean? He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a he's got he can do it all you know so he goes out to his car he's got

a gadget that fills up the tires on its own you don't even have to go to a pond how does it have

the air in it i don't know it's not it's magic i was going to say it's science but that's not

true science isn't real are these boys lying to us he go and i told him i said i filled it up the front one the tire that it's saying is low

I filled it up but I stopped because I was worried it was going to explode and I was going to lose my

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