Got to be on the right side.

You got to go on the right side.

I'll spend my paycheck on my blue boots.

That's okay and now I've got to me.

On the right side, you got to to all the bad side.

You got to be like all on the bad side.

So I'm taking your wife to some open mics this week, Eddie.

Oh, God.

Why?

I'm taking her to all the boys clubs.

They're going to be like, women are gross.

You're going to scare her away. No gross. You're going to scare her away.

No, I'm actually going to take her to some very nice, like...

You know, Julie started stand-up.

She did it, like, when she first moved to the city, she used to do the Broadway comedy club a lot with, like, Nate Bargazzi and Dustin Chafin.

I didn't know that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She used to, like, literally go in the street and bark for a little while. I love that. Well, she is hilarious. She's a very funny lady. You know, I mean, great improvver also, the great sketch group, Buzz off Lucille. I'm excited. But the reason we bring it up is because we're all going to be performing together in November 16th, San Diego, Mike Drop Comedy. I'm doing an hour. I get booked it there and I'm like, you know what? I'm bringing my friends. I'm bringing my partners. Amber's coming. Ashley Brooke Roberts is coming and to do full sets. And Julie's hosting. We're going to have a hell of a time. You do it right, Eddie. You bring your friends along because comedy is so lonely. Yeah, no, it's just lonely. It's nice to like give people like in other town, like comedian, local comedians in other towns. Like it's good for them to like be able to meet them and stuff like that. But at the same time, you know, I try to make it like a little vacation. We'll go down to San Diego. Maybe we'll go a day early. Yeah. Hang out. Get some material around town, you know, and then at the end, you know, as long as I can talk them into setting up four microphones, we'll bring everyone back on stage and take some brighter sides. I can't wait. There's no show after us so we can go along. It's going to be fun. Six hours. Get ready for it. At least two. I'm saying it's going to be a two-hour show. We're going for it.

I'm saying it's going to be a two-hour show.

We're going for it. I'm very excited. I can't wait. I've been, I hit up, I hit up WME. I'm like, listen, I want to start doing Sundays because I'm on this no football kick. And I'm like, fuck it. Let's land into it and put work on the day.

You know, that's how I always deflect is I just make work.

You are a hardcore worker.

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