Stories.

Stories. I'm in a box yet. That's about the stories. Stories. All on the bright side. Stories.

All on the bright side.

It's the brighter side stories, you fuckers!

Yay!

So, Grant, you're a comic, stand-up comic, extraordinary.

You're very funny.

Thank you.

We met doing comedy in New York City.

You did indeed. And so we both like to laugh. And today we're going to discuss things that make us laugh. Yes. The deep, deep, funny bone, boner jams. That's right. The boner jams. I'll go first. If you go on Instagram, there's a site called Stick Nation. Okay. Yeah. It's called, wait, official, it's called official stick review. And everybody starts the video. What I love about it is everybody all over the world, different ages, different ethnicities, and they're like, what's up, stick nation? I got this new stick. And they rate it on like, if it can be a sword or oh my wait a minute i just looked

it up this is actual sticks yeah it's actual sticks it's not like it's just sticks found sticks on

the ground okay just found sticks on the ground wow they like wave it in the air and then people are

very serious in the comments are like 10 out of 10 great walking stick and I'm like yeah man

official stick nation what's up stick? It makes me laugh every time. Also, just like finding a stick on the ground and like waving it and very seriously being like, I could use it as a sword or a gun. I can go, bam, bum, I can throw it. I'm so glad these stick people have a vehicle now. I can't imagine what it was like in the stick dark ages.

You just have to keep these sticks to yourself. That's right. How awful would that be? How awful would that be? Oh, man. But that just makes you laugh. That just kills you when you see these stick people, huh? Wow. Yeah, or like if I pick up a stick and I'm like, this should be quite a want. Oh, so now every time you're seeing a stick in the wild, you're thinking about these stick people. I mean, I've always loved sticks on the ground. I'll pick it up and I'll kind of wave it because I walk everywhere and I'm in L.A. And people are driving past me in a car and I'll wave a stick. I don't care. We're all going to die someday. Fuck it. This stick is a cool gun. That's right. Shake a stick at. That's right. What does that even really mean if you think about it?

Something you can shake a stick at. That's right. What does that even really mean if you think about it? Something you can shake a stick at? Yeah. What does it mean? Well, I mean, I think technically... A large quantity of more than one can count. So like a big old sack of jelly beans. You're like, that's more jelly beans. You could shake a stick at. That's more jelly you could shake a stick at. So why would you shake a stick at something that's a lot? Like what about a lot quantity of something makes you want to shake a stick at it? Why? Was this like from the 1800s when people... Feels very 1800s. Yeah. It might be racist. I don't know. Everything was back then. I don't know. Oh, no. Everything was back then. I don't know.

Oh, no.

Is it racist?

What is the state?

Is it really? Is it really?

Is it a stick of term?

Is that?

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