Hello, Florida. Your favorite son and biggest baby are coming home to bring you the laughs you deserve.

Everyone likes to poke fun of the Florida man.

Everyone likes to use Florida as a punching bag.

Whenever an alligator on meth, it's an old person, it can happen anywhere.

As a famous Floridian baby, I feel your pain.

So that's why I'm coming home to let you know it's okay to be who you are.

It's okay that the rest of America is scared of us.

It's okay that books are illegal in our schools.

It's okay whenever it gets cold, it rains iguanas.

I'm here to support you.

So come on out.

March, I'll be in North Florida, and in May I'll be in South Florida and Orlando.

It's the invasive species tour.

Ed Larson, me, is coming to Florida in March and May.

I'm coming at Jacksonville, Panama City, Tallahassee, Marco Island,

Dania Beach, Orlando, and Key West.

So lock up your public subs and start singing the Miami Dolphins Fight Song

because we're going to party like it's Florida, baby.

Tickets at eddyytunes.com.

Got to move on the right side.

You got to go on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my little boots.

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