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Got to move on the right side.

Got a few balls on the right side.

I spend my paycheck on my little boost.

That's okay.

Now I got it.

Keep on the right side.

You got to keep on the bright side.

Yay!

We did it.

We're on. Yes. On the air. For you. Happiness. Live, baby. Anything can go on. A monkey can come over here and turn the table over. Let's kick this pig, you fuckers. Yeah. Welcome to the Brighter Side Live. And this is a special episode live where we're going to take all of your gripes and grumbles you right in live and tell us what's bothering you and we're going to figure it out. We're going to all figure it out together. What the fuck is wrong with you is the question of the day? I want to know about it. I want to know why you're upset. Why you're mad. Were you just watching

Oldenstream? That would be a reason why you're mad. Hi, everybody. Welcome. First, before we

get started, news of the day, jokes. I wrote some...

People can't believe the Queen of England could be racist.

I mean, that would make her the same as every other king and queen that country ever had.

The only unracist queen Britain ever had is Freddie Mercury. That's true. That's true thing. It's not even a joke. This is true. I love it. Buckingham Palace, man. I was looking at some of their photos. More like Buck Toothingham Palace. All right. Fuck them. Did somebody say ham? Suck it. Sucking Ham Palace, you son of a bitch.

Someone needs to bring that bitch down.

You fucking ham palace.

Everyone feels bad for the queen.

I'm like, why are their queens?

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