Bright Lights Big Silly: Thursday, July 11th, 2024

The Toast

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🗓️ 11 July 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast. Happy Thursday from a beautiful
0:07.4	19 year old. Yes yesterday was my birthday. Yesterday was Claudia's birthday we
0:12.4	forgot to tell you that we were taking off for the day
0:15.1	but we were forward thinkers and not only did we need off for the day to celebrate
0:19.7	Turdy in full but we needed off for the day because we were not well.
0:25.1	We are low-key so sick.
0:27.1	There is like a sickness in this home that is destroying Swearly Summer.
0:30.3	I feel so much better today.
0:32.2	It destroyed Swearly Summer. It destroyed my birthday.
0:34.0	Like it's insane. We didn't even go out to dinner last day. We had this fabulous dinner
0:37.2	reservation. We looked at each other. We're like there's no way.
0:39.4	We all fell asleep during nap time yesterday. We woke up feeling worse.
0:44.0	And today I have resolved to be normal.
0:47.5	Like, oh my God, me too.
0:48.9	Not even just be good and like normal.
0:52.2	Because I've been so productive, but I feel like I'm just like
0:54.4	racing through life like I'm not processing things like I've decided today that I'm
0:59.1	going to be a normal person come hell or high water. Jackie, I completely agree.
1:02.6	I have decided today, like, is the first day of the rest of my life.
1:05.2	No more falling out of coconut trees.
1:06.8	No, no, no, no, we have been insane.
1:08.8	Like, we are so back in a sort of hetero-normen it, no,
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