Ms. Fitz Toys.

Doug Hates, candy wrappers, greenie, baby,

Steve's feet, with 50-as-and-hopper hurdles in his feet.

There's still not one that we won't see

but God loves movies.

Hey, everybody. This microphone seems very not hot at the time, and now it's better. Thank you. My name is Doug.

I love movies. This is Doug Les Movies coming to you from the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles on Tuesday, March 26th.

Let's see your name tags, Los Angeles.

Yeah, I like to see them at the beginning of the show

before all my guests are out here making a bunch of noise and being stupid.

I want to give props to the signs that I like.

We've got who's the Santa Claus? Brian's the Santa Claus.

And that does not look like Tim Allen. That looks like what's his name, Claus Kiskey.

Very well done. I guess you know who the guests are. You must pay attention, which is pretty awesome.

And what's that name over there, Porter? That's a very fancy sign, Porter.

And you're going to be the start of this vine that I'm about to make.

I can't believe you guys made that noise.

Oh, he's going to make a vine. We're going to be in a vine.

I hope none of you are under suspicion for crimes.

Because I'm making a vine of you all right now. There's Claus Kiskey.

That's a bad section for. I didn't even get to you guys. I'm sorry.

It's only six seconds long. Oh, Jordan got in. That's good.

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