Uh-huh, it's all shit, it's all just dumb gay politics

America's gotten kinda whack, but we're not gonna let it go down like that

cause we got a dumb gay podcast, a dumb gay political podcast.

We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack.

That's why it's a dumb gay podcast, a dumb gay political podcast.

Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit.

Ooh, it's all shit.

I mean, are we gonna die?

I don't know.

I hear extreme.

I am extreme. It's're extreme. I am extreme.

It's all shit. This shit is bananas.

B-A-A-A-N-A-S. This shit is Trumpus.

T-R-U-M-P-A-N-A-N-E-S.

What?

I don't know. I don't even know.

Hey, everybody. Welcome to our dumb gay podcast. I'm Julie. And I'm Brandy. And this is the podcast where we talk about all the dumb gay shit happening in the world, like we're talking about reality. It's an action-packed episode today. So we are just really trying to just get it going. We're talking fast. We're doing it. Nightmare on Strip Street is over.

We are about, that's right, our contribution. We are going to San Francisco, but that's another

story for another day. We are about to take our road trip home from Denver, and Trump has apparently

seized control of Washington, D.C. Because apparently it was, it was not only unsafe, it wasn't free. Stephen Miller tweeted today, D.C. will now be free. We'll be free. It's like the opposite of what it is. Like, I'm sorry, you're being occupied by a military. You're actually not free at all. It's unfree. Yeah, it's unfree. You're not free. You're nothing. you're, you know, for the party of, and I, and I, ever since he said that he's going to occupy D.C. Because somebody, I can't, I don't even, I'm like so. Someone attacked someone in Doge. Listen, I've been mugged. Exactly. Nobody called the military. Well, nobody was like, what was she doing politically? Is that why she was mugged?

Exactly.

Someone probably just attacked you because you're a fucking little weasel loser dick. They probably had no idea you were in Doge. Or you're in the wrong place at the wrong time. That's what happens when people get mugged. I've been mugged. I've talked about it on here before. Horrible situation. Very traumatic. Like, never, probably, I probably still think about it once a week.

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