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🗓️ 23 December 2024
⏱️ 121 minutes
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0:00.0 | I understand the self-flushing toilet. Yeah. I think it's overall, it is a plus for society. Yeah, no, I, yes, I understood. I'm all for it. Yeah. I don't like touching things in public spaces. Absolutely not. Yeah, absolutely not. I do have one note. Can it not flush while you're sitting on it? Or even worse, when you get into the bathroom and you're like turning around, maybe you're closing the door and it flushes behind you like, feed me! |
0:28.7 | Scares the shit out of you, hopefully not literally. |
0:33.8 | That happened to me. |
0:35.0 | I was in like a public restroom and like I, I mean, I actually I was in, like, a public restroom. |
0:38.0 | And, like, I mean, I actually, like, jumped and like, oh, and I heard people laughing. |
0:46.3 | I've had one flush on me, like, while I'm sitting there. |
0:49.6 | Yeah. |
0:50.2 | And it is the most, like, my whole body heaves. |
0:54.4 | Yeah. All I can think about is the next time I can take a shower. I'm so horrified. The blast of air across your netheres. Oh, it's not just air. You can feel, you can feel a spray. There's a film. There's a, there's a spray. And I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, the amount of people who've used this thing before me. I have to burn off the top layer of my skin. It's the only answer now. Yeah, yeah. |
0:54.3 | I have a lot of butt to begin with. |
0:56.1 | I don't even... The amount of people who've used this thing before me. I have to burn off the top layer of my skin. |
1:11.5 | It's the only answer now. |
1:12.4 | Yeah. |
1:12.7 | Yeah. |
1:13.0 | I have a lot of butt to begin with. |
1:14.7 | I don't need any more. |
1:30.4 | Hey, I'm Paul. And this is That Aged Well. |
1:33.0 | Yesterday's pop culture today. |
1:35.0 | Holiday movie finale. |
1:36.7 | Should all acquaintance be forgot and something, something, something. Yeah, that one. one that's that's the holiday we're |
1:47.0 | doing yeah everyone might be thinking hey there's one more Monday in December well you might |
1:51.3 | get an episode you might not let's put it that way geez we'll see what happens we're probably |
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