Bridesmaidzillas

Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice

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Comedy

5 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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A group of Bridesmaids are being cheap as hell. Should the maid of honor tell the bride? Also, the show is moving over to YouTube...stay tuned! Follow Jazmyn on Insta: @JazmynJW Follow Jazmyn on TikTok: @JazmynJW Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hot people.
0:02.0	Thank you ladies for coming.
0:09.0	As you know, Jasmine will be getting married in April, and as her maid of honor, I'll be planning most of the activities to celebrate her special day.
0:19.0	How long are we going to be here? Well, I provided
0:22.5	lunch for us all, but this meeting should only take about 45 minutes. You didn't provide no drinks.
0:28.7	Oh, that's fine. Yeah, order whatever you want. On me, on me. Excuse me, Sarah. Hi, yes. What can I get you?
0:36.8	Yeah, girl, let me get four shots of Hennessy. Four shots of Hennessy? It's 10, Sarah. Hi, yes. What can I get you? Yeah, girl, let me get four shots of Hennessy. Four shots of
0:40.3	Hennessy? It's 10 a.m. Oh my God, girl, I know she's not checking your liquor count. Yeah,
0:45.2	do not check my liquor count. Who cares? It's five o'clock somewhere. Um, okay, sure, yeah. I'll do a shot
0:53.3	of Hennessy as well. Um, anyway, Jasmine's bridal shower is in the works and I think I can't make it. Me either. I can't make it either. I'm booked and busy. I haven't even said the date yet and you guys are already saying you can't make it. My bad. What's the date? Well, it's two months from now. Yeah, I can't make it. Me either. I may not even be alive the next two months the fuck. Okay. Well, you know what? Let's just move on to the Bachelorette trip. Okay, it's six months from now and it's going to be so fun. I'm thinking trip. Why can't we just do something fun locally? Locally? Okay, do you have any suggestions?
1:29.7	What about Dave and Busters?
1:31.4	Uh-uh. Oh no, Dave and Buster's too high.
1:34.9	Why can't we do something at your house?
1:36.7	You would like to have Jasmine's Bachelorette party at my house?
1:41.3	You don't even want to go out for drinks or do anything?
1:44.0	I mean, yeah, you got a two
1:45.2	bedroom, right? No, I don't. I have a studio. That'll work. Or you can rent a two bedroom. I know a good
1:51.8	Airbnb you can rent. Ooh, the appetizers just got here. Let's reconvene on this for now. Reconvene.
1:58.4	Wow, that's a big word for Elmo. Elmo, bitch, who you calling a bird?
2:03.4	Elmo is not a bird. Well, I don't give a damn what he is, because you better not be calling me
2:08.2	no bird. Yeah, girl, she called you a bird, girl.
2:10.6	Oh, hell not. I was, them fighting words right there. Those are fighting words. Everybody just
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