Brian Simpson

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2019

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Craig and Brian talk about revenge, old people, and the military. Check out my Patreon for BONUS content. http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress in commosa beach.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears the shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:24.4	Uh-oh.
0:26.4	Everybody, I wasn't ready for it was either, man. Everybody out here in shape.
0:28.9	I'm going on the street with my stomach sitting.
0:31.0	Everybody lives on me like, you don't go around here.
0:36.3	So put these on him?
0:40.9	If you want, yeah. We're getting fancy I prefer I prefer
0:42.1	Hey are you ready are we rolling we've been rolling
0:45.6	Hey what's up this is uh community service podcast and I got my homie
0:50.1	Brian Simpson on he's very very fucking funny and yeah I just fucking always have liked you sir
0:57.6	I met you in San Diego at Reds right yeah oh that was a good night buried me
1:05.0	yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think burying you is my biggest credit.
1:13.8	Yeah.
1:14.2	Just because I respect.
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