Brian Simpson on Penis Rankings + Brett Cooper on Mr. Birchum and F1 Simulators

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy

4.5 • 36.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Comedian Brian Simpson talks about moving to Austin and filming his latest special at The Comedy Mothership. The guys then chat about penis size rankings and ways to elongate. Chris reports the news on a grandfather arrested for hiring a homeless woman to watch his granddaughter, a Chinese zoo passing off dyed dogs as fake pandas, and reports from a 2012 RFK Jr. deposition saying a worm ate part of his brain. During the news, Brian also talks about his history living in a homeless shelter. Next, Brett Cooper joins and chats about her role playing Birchum’s daughter in Mr. Birchum. Adam also commends the Daily Wire team and their young employees. The two also talk about driving high-end F1 simulators a few days ago and Brett candidly shares stories about her brother being homeless. For more with Brian Simpson: ● “Brian Simpson: Live From The Mothership” is streaming now on Netflix ● https://www.BrianSimpsonComdedy.com ● INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @BScomedian ● PODCAST: “BS with Brian Simpson” For more with Brett Cooper: ● “MR BIRCHUM” is available now on Daily Wire+ ● “The Comments Section with Brett Cooper” is available on Youtube ● INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @ ImBrettCooper Thank you for supporting our sponsors: ● http://OReillyAuto.com/Adam ● http://JustThriveHealth.com & use promo code ADAM ● http://Homes.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Well, very funny comedian Brian Simpson is in studio. He's got a Netflix special.
0:07.0	Also, my daughter, yes, the talented actress that plays my daughter, Brett Cooper for Mr. Bertram's going to be in here to talk a
0:16.0	little smack as well we'll do the news and we'll do all that after this.
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1:04.8	Featuring Alonzo Bowden.
1:06.7	Hell yeah, he catch you doing something wrong.
1:09.2	He chuck a screwdriver at you.
1:11.2	Megan Kelly.
1:12.2	Getting into being an e-sports mob.
1:14.0	It's like being a soccer mom.
1:15.0	Who can stay here for Jamas?
1:17.0	Kyle Dunn again.
1:18.0	It's heated, does acupuncture, and can insult my competitors in 20 languages.
1:23.0	Danny Trail.
1:24.0	Sharing this moment with you
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