Brian Simpson Gets Flagrant

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2024

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

yerrr, we had Brian Simpson on to discuss why he's the Black version of Larry David, what his opinions are on Doping in the Special Olympics, and he breaks down the Young Thug trial to us. All that and much much more on this week's episode of Flagrant. INDULGE 00:00 Intro 1:07 Don’t Do Drogas episodes 2:21 Eating hairy pum pum like our ancestors 5:05 Better at comedy or f***ing? Cramping up 9:09 S&M is for weirdos 11:01 Brian is in the Young Thug trial DEEP 17:53 Recovering musically + Shyne framed? 22:11 Narcissism + Brian avoiding the Jury draft 28:20 We know OJ wasn’t guilty 29:36 Gymnastics is DIVERSE + Brian wouldn’t do it 33:42 Hierarchy in the Marines + women in the infantry??? 36:39 Put Special Olympians on Roids + Oscar Pistorius Saga 41:33 Surprised if people merk their wives? 45:40 Longest relationship, Spank Bank Obituaries + RIP Grandma 50:17 Groupies for politics + wrap for Marvel 54:22 Tarantino doesn’t miss + Theaters will still be relevant 59:20 Substances segment, comedowns + hair of the dog 1:02:01 Need to ask Rogan for the DMT 1:04:14 Brian gets irritated EASILY + immune to White tears 1:16:40 Brian happiest on his own + Titty Technology 1:21:38 AI is bullsh*t + it should be better 1:24:15 TV expertIse, VR could still work + Brian will crash out in group chats 1:32:46 Brian is Black Larry David + Akaash started tipping now 1:35:52 We’re too nice + Dealing with public inconveniences 1:44:00 You can reason with men, women it’s 50/50 1:45:20 Brian’s Show day routine - Best Buy??? 1:47:47 It’s not about attention, it’s the control + Getting got 1:49:44 Will always check in a bag 1:52:12 Black TSA agent was THE biggest hater 1:55:10 Waivering for pum pum

Transcript

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0:00.0	You're like a black Larry David.
0:01.3	No, no, no, no, no.
0:02.9	My maximum irritation come from me waiting for people.
0:05.4	That's why I check a bag.
0:06.3	Everyone is giving me shit about it.
0:07.6	But the truth is, not checking a bag only makes sense
0:10.0	if waiting for your bag is the number one concern.
0:13.2	For me, I'd like to get on the plane last.
0:15.3	I don't want to get on it because I don't want to be sitting there all time.
0:17.2	What happens is sometimes people will take the above space,
0:20.4	so you've got to put your sh-back deeper, and and then you got to wait for all these
0:24.2	fucks to get off the plane before you get up. And that is the moment where I might
0:27.4	pop. You don't like the S&M? No, nobody want no pain. That's gonna take me out of
0:31.8	the whole thing. I don't want to get choked
0:33.4	Scratch, nigger poked, shocked. The tied up stupid as if we can't hold them there.
0:38.1	Like it's just redundant. I never dated someone who's dead? Oh man?
0:43.0	Hooked up with someone who's dead now?
0:44.0	Yes.
0:45.0	But they died after.
0:46.0	So that's the people.
0:47.0	I hope they died.
0:48.0	Yeah. Yeah.
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