Welcome to the whatever dating talk podcast where we try to make sense of the modern dating hellscape.

Thank you for tuning in tonight.

You could have been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me. I appreciate that. We're coming to you live from Santa Barbara, California,

every Sunday and Tuesday, 5 p.m. Pacific. I am your host, Brian Atlas. I'm joined by my co-host,

Kiki. She's back there. She's a bit shy. There we go. There she is. Okay, a few quick

announcements before the show begins. This podcast is

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