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Inside Conan: An Important Hollywood Podcast

Brian McCann

Inside Conan: An Important Hollywood Podcast

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Legendary Conan writer and performer Brian McCann joins Conan writers Mike Sweeney and Jessie Gaskell to discuss everything during his 17 years at Conan. They talk about the FedEx Pope, Preparation H Raymond, being the ambassador for the improv and stand-up community in Chicago in the late 80s/early 90s, his Arrogant Dumbass character bombing during a Conan taping, Joe’s Pub, the “No Reason to Live” Kayak Guy, and much more. This episode is brought to you by Vital Farms (www.vitalfarms.com/coupon) and National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Check out Conan Without Borders: Australia: https://teamcoco.com/australia Check out Conan25: The Remotes: https://conan25.teamcoco.com/ Got a question for Inside Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 209-5303 and e-mail us at [email protected] For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com

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0:00.0

And now, it's time for Inside Conan, an important Hollywood Podcast.

0:17.0

Hi. Hello, hi, I'm Mike Sweeney.

0:19.8

I'm Jesse Gascal.

0:21.0

We are both writers on the Conan show last we checked. Yes I hope so.

0:25.0

It changes because I'm still working here. Right. That would be horrible if you kept

0:29.6

working here and didn't get a paycheck. I know. But I do assume that that's what's going to happen one day. I'll just log in and

0:35.1

right. I mean it's... My password will have been changed. It's tough even getting a paycheck and

0:40.3

working here sometimes. So, no paycheck.

0:44.0

Oh, yeah, you, Sweeney forgot his glasses today.

0:47.0

I did, sorry, my reading glasses.

0:49.0

So if he sounds different, that's why.

0:51.0

Yes, this is all carefully scripted. I'm reading from a script. No, but you just told me an interesting thing about your glasses. Oh, I did. Yes.

0:59.0

Prisoner glasses. That's, I went to this place in Hip Silver Lake and they're like, oh man, we've got these cool frames that we bought, you know, there's surplus from a prison.

1:12.0

Sure, let's dial those up.

1:15.0

And they're prison glasses because they have no metal in the frame.

1:19.0

So people can't kill yourself.

1:20.0

Or others.

1:22.0

Yeah. You can't ebbsteen yourself or others. No shive unless you can

1:28.8

maybe you can sharpen the plastic to the point where you can not anything can be a ship. Anyway, we're not in a

1:38.0

prison. We're at a job that we like very much. What a segue. And this week we have a segue and this week we have an interview that we did in New York

1:46.4

yes it's by popular demand we've been sitting on this one we have it was hard to keep it under my butt cheeks because it's so

1:55.2

hot which is where we store all our interviews when you're done you really do it

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