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Fitzdog Radio

Brian Holtzman - Episode 1062

Fitzdog Radio

Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Many of you may not have heard of Brian Holtzman but he is a unique, unfiltered comic voice, and I think you will be hearing a lot more from him in the next year. He had a lot of good laughs on this one.

Follow Brian Holtzman on Instagram @BrianHoltzman

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Fitzdog Radio, the Olympics edition.

0:13.4

Well, it's a lot of editions.

0:14.6

There's a lot of big news on today's podcast

0:17.9

besides my guest Brian Holtzman,

0:20.4

who will be on.

0:21.3

And just a bit, we interviewed we interviewed him we what am I a broadcasting company I

0:27.5

interviewed him today and he was fantastic he's kind of a sleeper you've never heard of him or some of you have

0:39.6

you haven't he's a treat.

0:42.5

And one of my producers said it was the best podcast

0:45.8

he'd seen me do.

0:47.4

So that's what you have in store for you.

0:50.0

Brian Holtzman out of Austin, Texas, formerly LA, formerly San Francisco, formerly Long Island.

1:00.1

But I'm watching the Olympics and it is it is weird because I'm watching the women's gymnastics and the women are thick in a good way, like the way a black guy says it,

1:18.0

thick with the thong running up the ass.

1:22.0

And then you stop me, you go,

1:23.7

and the announcer goes, she's 14 out of Memphis.

1:29.5

You're like, whoa, hey, how about throwing some. Whoa! Hey!

1:33.8

How about throwing some asses on those leotards?

1:37.2

How about some shorts, maybe?

1:39.6

I felt so fucking dirt like Chris Hanson was gonna pop out of the closet and go what are you

1:48.8

watching there Greg and I'd fucking dart for the back door, run, get tackled in the bushes by a couple of guys and

1:57.8

camo police outfits.

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