You know, Will, I'd love to do a podcast with you today, but I'm a little sore about something.

You know, I've noticed in the past, you know, you do like a fake countdown for stuff.

And you will stop after three and you won't go all the way.

We've been through this before.

We did it on a previous cold open.

I don't think I've ever mentioned this to you before.

Five.

It may have come up on a cold open once.

Welcome to Smartless.

Now I'm, no, I'm going silent from four down.

Welcome to Smartless.

Yes. silent from four down. Welcome to Smart. How did everybody sleep? We just saw each other 10 hours ago.

Really well. Good. Oh, good. Why? Do you have a story about your sleep?

No, I was good. It was okay. It was okay. No, but I... Wait, wait. Did you have the mask on last night? No, I don't sleep with the mask.

Oh, you don't do the hose in the... No, I stopped that. It didn't really work. Don't cover your mouth when you sneeze. By myself. I know, just practice. No, because then I get my sleeve dirty. Oh, because you're going to be on camera. It gets all over the lorapiana, huh? A beautiful, beautiful casual for Laureliana.

A beautiful piano.

Your friends of Laura Piano sent me this beautiful jacket. I like them actually. I, uh, or him or whatever. Do you? I, um, I did take a valiant to sleep like a cup. Look at him go. I don't know. Well, did you get into the bottom of a bag last night are you all out

you have somebody on their way over

it's I don't even know it must be the AC

in this room or the something

is it the AC?

You got a whole junk

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