Brian Bates Returns

Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson

Dustin Nickerson

Kids & Family, Parenting, Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Brian Bates has taken sometime out of his busy weekend Fathering alone duties to join us on the show! Not for too long though, if things get any squirlier, we might end up in a bathtub of tears. Brian shares about his exciting upcoming special filming, asks us advice on car seats, and takes your questions!

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0:00.0	If mommy's not home soon, I'm going to start crying.
0:02.9	And I said, well, if mommy's not home soon, I'm going to start crying. Hey everybody, welcome to Don't Make Me Come Back There.
0:28.4	We are a funny podcast about family.
0:30.3	My name is Dustin Nickerson.
0:31.6	I'm a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast.
0:35.4	And alongside me in our state-of-the-art recording studio
0:38.1	about Public Square Coffee in downtown La Mesa, California is my lovely wife, my co-hosts, and my best friend, Melissa Nickerson.
0:47.2	Hey there.
0:48.0	How are you, Mel?
0:49.1	I'm so good.
0:50.1	I just talked to our son for like two minutes.
0:52.1	Yeah.
0:52.7	And we wanted to get answers on grades, housing for next year, current track schedule, Mother
1:00.1	or Not, he's traveling with a team.
1:01.8	Did you get any resolve on any of the big three?
1:04.0	Zero to zero.
1:05.0	Great.
1:06.0	Well.
1:07.0	Spring break, flights.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.0	Yeah, none of it.
1:10.0	Well. It's okay. Mel's dressed like a grown-up 13-year-old right now. Mel's got that hot 1996 polo going. Going to private school. Yeah, yeah, you got a, you got them, you got them, uh, did I say hot, no, I say grown-up 13-year-old right? Yeah, that's like, yeah, you got the, you got the all-grown boarding school look growing. Like the teacher would have to dress. The teachers don't wear the uniforms. I don't know, I never went to private school. I went to the very opposite of what private school was. Yeah. The most public school imaginable. Exactly. I have a polo on.
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