BBC sounds, music, radio, podcasts.

So I don't be honest, when you were catching up

with friends and family and whatnot over Christmas,

how far through any conversation

with an android uncle or a brother or a sister

or a family member or a friend,

did you manage to get over Christmas

before someone said, can I ask you a quick question

about Brexit?

You know what, too far,

because people I think had taken some kind of pledge

to leave me alone about it, so I'd arrive

for some mild wine, desperate to talk about.

Yeah, to talk about Article 132 or 184

or whatever, or like the Gibraltar compromise

and no one asked me about it.

Oh, no.

Well, you're, you know, the value added,

you're going to bring to that swarray, go?

You know what, I did have a massive brain wave, though.

I was watching Band of Snatch.

You know that Charlie Brooker thing

...