Brett Has A Tortoise?! (w/ Pam Murphy, Chad Carter)
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2023
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only, in proff for humans, |
| 0:09.6 | with Matt Besser. |
| 0:11.2 | Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests will perform |
| 0:16.5 | fully improvised scenes. |
| 0:18.5 | Today's episode features human guests, Chad Carter and Bamluffy. |
| 0:25.3 | Welcome to improv for humans with Matt Besser. |
| 0:29.7 | That is me, and Chad. |
| 0:33.7 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:36.1 | What comedy gold were we talking about right before the show started? |
| 0:39.8 | It was Brett. |
| 0:40.8 | We're talking about the rain in LA. |
| 0:44.2 | Just a little unusual for us. |
| 0:46.0 | It's not like, oh, people in LA do not have a drive in the rain. |
| 0:50.8 | That's partly true. |
| 0:51.8 | It's more like the infrastructure of both our city and probably where we live does not |
| 0:59.7 | hold up as well as we'd like it to. |
| 1:03.0 | But that brought up Brett saying, well, you know I have a tortoise. |
| 1:14.7 | And I just said freeze. |
| 1:17.1 | Stop it. |
| 1:18.1 | Freeze, pause. |
| 1:19.9 | You cannot start and say you know I have a tortoise. |
| 1:23.3 | No, I do not know. |
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