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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Brett Has A Tortoise?! (w/ Pam Murphy, Chad Carter)

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Chad Carter and Pam Murphy join Matt Besser for scenes about competing for a lost tortoise, soccer players looking to party, and parents who disapprove of math. Plus, a visit to the Sci-Fi Encyclopedia provides a reboot of the classic television series Otherworld, and the a quote from poet John Ciardi inspires an art class to use its imagination. Don't miss improv4humans LIVE on April 6th: https://www.showclix.com/event/ice-house-improv-for-humans-podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only, in proff for humans,

0:09.6

with Matt Besser.

0:11.2

Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests will perform

0:16.5

fully improvised scenes.

0:18.5

Today's episode features human guests, Chad Carter and Bamluffy.

0:25.3

Welcome to improv for humans with Matt Besser.

0:29.7

That is me, and Chad.

0:33.7

Welcome to the show.

0:36.1

What comedy gold were we talking about right before the show started?

0:39.8

It was Brett.

0:40.8

We're talking about the rain in LA.

0:44.2

Just a little unusual for us.

0:46.0

It's not like, oh, people in LA do not have a drive in the rain.

0:50.8

That's partly true.

0:51.8

It's more like the infrastructure of both our city and probably where we live does not

0:59.7

hold up as well as we'd like it to.

1:03.0

But that brought up Brett saying, well, you know I have a tortoise.

1:14.7

And I just said freeze.

1:17.1

Stop it.

1:18.1

Freeze, pause.

1:19.9

You cannot start and say you know I have a tortoise.

1:23.3

No, I do not know.

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