Bret Ernst’s Cologne Guy w/ Paul Virzi
Yannis Pappas Hour
Yannis Pappas
4.8 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2022
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Our close friend Paul Virzi stops by to talk his brand new comedy special “Nocturnal Admissions” on Netflix right now. Then we call hilarious comedian Bret Ernst—who also has a new special out right now on YouTube—To find out about his cologne guy and that’s where it gets wild. We laughed our asses off. Go watch both these guys specials.
Bret new special here: https://youtu.be/qZmwV-gEIYs
Paul’s is on Netflix right now!
Also check out the Anything better podcast with @Paul Virzi & @Bill Burr @Anything Better?
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| 0:00.0 | Okay now and look what do you do you get anxiety panic attacks of like like like reminiscing about here |
| 0:05.4 | Like trying to get out of here like no from covid or just just being in a smaller place |
| 0:11.6 | You know it if we do have Stockholm syndrome New Yorkers have Stockholm syndrome |
| 0:17.2 | There's no question you do New Yorkers New Yorker like yeah, the people who grew up in New York have Stockholm |
| 0:23.6 | Because it's you know it's Stockholm syndrome is you look at me like you don't know it's Stockholm syndrome |
| 0:27.4 | It's where it's where like you want it. You're stuck in the you're stuck in the first place, right? We should be rolling |
| 0:35.6 | Like you would you go back in a bad situation you still want I just I just love that you went through your whole life and |
| 0:42.7 | Stockholm syndrome. Oh the guys here look at that. All right. Well, we're gonna have some pizza. We'll be right back |
| 0:57.4 | We know |
| 1:15.4 | What's up everybody welcome to another episode of long days with Janus Papis. We got Jared Harvin off off camera on |
| 1:25.0 | Mike Jesse Skittoro off camera on Mike on camera looking good |
| 1:31.6 | Paul Versey. Yeah, welcome. We just you just you do know what Stockholm syndrome is. I do know it's Stockholm syndrome is yeah |
| 1:39.2 | I wondered because you know what it made me think of the you just weren't confident when it came up |
| 1:43.4 | No, what happens when you as soon as you said Stockholm syndrome I'm thinking I'm going |
| 1:46.6 | That's a bad situation that you kind of get comfortable in or you want back |
| 1:50.8 | But I couldn't say it right, but it made me think of do you think the women who were locked up in Cleveland for 10 years got that aerial cash |
| 1:58.0 | Girls they did get Mickey D's every day for my |
| 2:02.2 | I'm serious, you know, yeah, I really gave him Mickey D's every day, and I'm wondering if they were like |
| 2:09.8 | You know, they were like this is a good situation. I get a free happy meal |
| 2:15.0 | They want to go in with dungeon |
| 2:18.0 | Nobody ever talks about that part of their day. There's the okay. There's a lot of horrible stuff. Okay. Yeah |
| 2:24.0 | They're they're being assaulted. Yeah, they're being kidnapped and held against their will |
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