Bret Banta

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Bret talk about junk food, sketch comedy, and porta potties. Follow Bret Banta:IG:bretbantaTwitter:@bretjbanta Check out the Patreon for BONUS content!http://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have to 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears to shit is in.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. Um... This is community service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:25.4	Um, turn this off.
0:28.4	You put it on Depeche mode.
0:33.4	Silent night.
0:34.2	Are we rolling?
0:34.7	Yeah.
0:36.0	Oh my God.
0:38.1	I was just listening to Depeche Mode on the way here.
0:39.0	I'm psychic.
0:40.3	No, I'm not kidding.
0:42.3	I'm in tune with the universe.
0:44.8	My third eye is on and I got a boner.
0:45.7	What's up, ladies?
0:46.6	Woo-hoo.
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