Ms. Fitz Toys

Hey everybody, wrong side of the paper. My name is Doug and I love movies. I knew you'd come through.

We're coming to you from the varsity theater in Minneapolis, Minnesota on Friday, July 12th, 2013. Let me see your name tags.

Wow, I knew there'd be a lot of them. I should I should make a vine of this. This is ridiculous. This puts every other city to shame I think.

I got to vine this. This is unbelievable. Get some of you guys. Get some of you over there. Got a nice racist sign up front.

Oh, that's a good vine, you guys. I didn't even mention any of them, but there were a lot of good ones. Fargo too, cool as Bryce.

Half what? Jaked. Half jaked instead of half baked. I get it. People are holding their signs up again.

Dumb stoner. Why did he mention my hoverboard the first time I held it up? He doesn't care about the future at all.

Now it's time for Tweet Relief Tweets About Movies. At Harry Says Stick, SHTICK, Harry Says Stick tweeted,

the most believable villain in red too is natural causes.

Good job, Harry. This has been Tweet Relief Tweets About Movies. From the corrections department,

I know it was Mel Gibson and not Kurt Russell who co-starred with Goldie Hahn in bird on a wire, but I am loathed to say the name Mel Gibson.

I'll just replace him with some other actor every time his name comes up. I love Josh Dumell in Braveheart when he had all that blue stuff on his face, when he blew himself.

I got an interesting prize bag for you guys tonight, because of course the guests brought some cool things, but I brought something that I think you're really going to cherish or make some money off of.

That's right, because the winner tonight is going to get a poster, a limited edition poster that's got all the names of the comedians that performed at South by Southwest in Austin, Texas last March.

But it's by an artist who apparently a limited edition poster by this artist has some value to it that I wasn't aware of.

Some guy wrote to me on Twitter, he's like, hey, what'd you do with that poster? And I was like, I think I threw it out or gave it away or some shit.

And the guy's like, that poster is worth some money. That's too bad that you did that, but he used harsher language.

He was like, you stupid fuck! No, no, he was cool about it, but I could tell he was sad. And his name is At Phil Spencer 76 on Twitter.

And I wrote his name on the tube of the poster, whoever wins tonight, contact him, because I think you could get a nice chunk of change.

I think you could sell it to the guy. I'm talking like hundreds, hundreds. So negotiate wisely.

And then we got some things from the guys that are coming out here in a second, I'll tell you about that.

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