What was the most memorable reason you were running?

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Hello, Brendan.

Welcome to the men's room.

Ola!

Ola!

So I had a fun time back in high school.

I was a senior in high school, and we were having a house party down the street from one of my friends' house.

So we're all over there.

And, you know, everyone's having all over there. And, uh,

you know, everyone's having a great time. And then all of a sudden, lights start showing in through the front windows. Lights are coming down the back of the sides of the houses and whatnot. And we're like, oh, gosh, we got to get out of here. And so me and my buddy. And oh, and I forgot to mention this earlier I was still wearing a neck brace i had gotten ejected from a car wreck and broke my neck jesus man i'm still wearing my neck

brace uh i'm about three months into the healing process which only took about four but i digress

so we jump over the fence at the back of the yard and we are greeted by two gigantic

Rottweilers. And they start charging us. And so me and my buddy go and jump over the other fence

into the side of the buildings. And we end up in a gigantic blackberry patch full of brambles

and whatnot. So now we're crawling through thorns and then we

realized we're in an apartment complex and we're like okay great so then we're climbing up these

stairwells to hide under the stairs and that was quite fun and then after a while it kind of

quieted down and so we went to go go back and get my buddy's

truck and uh as soon as we come out of the bushes out of in or out of the apartment complex around

the corner the cop rolls around and we one of my buddies dives into a dirt pile from a construction

side that's going on and uh the cop sees you know hits me with the light and i mean he's like

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