Brennan, why are you smiling?

Oh, simple, Brian, my nether regions

are just covered in clouds and dry.

Is that what do you mean?

What's going on?

How do I get my nether regions

to feel like they're covered in clouds and all dry?

Well, it's gonna be too.

I'm living in a swamp down here.

I know, it's gonna be tough,

but I'm feeling on a little secret.

I got the best underwear money can buy

and it comes with free shipping.

Miandes.

Really, I've heard of these.

These are the ones that you get luxury at half,

half the retail price you'd find anywhere else.

Is that what you're talking about?

Yeah, man, and guess what?

If you don't think you're nuts and bolts

are taking care of, you get your money back

and it's free shipping, man.

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