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Long Winded with Gabby Windey

Gabby Windey

Comedy, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:10.1	And welcome back to another episode of Long Winded, Did You Miss Me?
0:15.0	I don't care.
0:16.7	My crack and Ollie.
0:18.6	For my sponsors, they asked to have multiple cans placed because one is not enough.
0:24.6	It's not enough for anyone when you give a mousy cookie.
0:27.7	They're just going to ask for some milk.
0:32.1	So here's two for them.
0:34.7	Classic grape.
0:38.1	Delicious. Cherry cola. Dis grape. Delicious.
0:39.5	Cherry cola.
0:41.4	Disgustingly good.
0:48.5	Okay.
0:51.9	Okay.
0:52.3	Well, right off the top, I do, I do have something of a request. I literally, I don't ask for much, even when I'm screaming for my money on live TV, that is what is owed to me. I don't ask for much, even though to you, it might seem like I have a lot to say.
1:14.2	So I know I've heard of these Wikipedia super users that I'm going to enlist your help.
1:22.1	This is, I'm sure this is the CIA of Wiki pages. This is the fact of all facts. Of course, all Wikipedia,
1:32.2	of all Wikipedia is right, wrong, wrong because I know for a fact that they have something wrong
1:37.7	with me. They have my age wrong. And I've said it again and again and again, it's a safety risk. Because of you, because of you,
1:46.6	getting my age wrong, I'm going to have to up my security. I can't afford Uniclo anymore. Now we've
1:53.3	gone from three to six. I need them at each point of the gate that does not exist around my
2:00.1	backyard. And we're going to have to go to the
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