breasts and baked beans
Long Winded with Gabby Windey
Dear Media
4.9 • 736 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
We're diving into Trump's health exam (which no one asked for), our future of tin fish and baked beans, and JoJo S*wa! Godspeed to us!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:10.1 | And welcome back to another episode of Long Winded, Did You Miss Me? |
| 0:15.0 | I don't care. |
| 0:16.7 | My crack and Ollie. |
| 0:18.6 | For my sponsors, they asked to have multiple cans placed because one is not enough. |
| 0:24.6 | It's not enough for anyone when you give a mousy cookie. |
| 0:27.7 | They're just going to ask for some milk. |
| 0:32.1 | So here's two for them. |
| 0:34.7 | Classic grape. |
| 0:38.1 | Delicious. Cherry cola. Dis grape. Delicious. |
| 0:39.5 | Cherry cola. |
| 0:41.4 | Disgustingly good. |
| 0:48.5 | Okay. |
| 0:51.9 | Okay. |
| 0:52.3 | Well, right off the top, I do, I do have something of a request. I literally, I don't ask for much, even when I'm screaming for my money on live TV, that is what is owed to me. I don't ask for much, even though to you, it might seem like I have a lot to say. |
| 1:14.2 | So I know I've heard of these Wikipedia super users that I'm going to enlist your help. |
| 1:22.1 | This is, I'm sure this is the CIA of Wiki pages. This is the fact of all facts. Of course, all Wikipedia, |
| 1:32.2 | of all Wikipedia is right, wrong, wrong because I know for a fact that they have something wrong |
| 1:37.7 | with me. They have my age wrong. And I've said it again and again and again, it's a safety risk. Because of you, because of you, |
| 1:46.6 | getting my age wrong, I'm going to have to up my security. I can't afford Uniclo anymore. Now we've |
| 1:53.3 | gone from three to six. I need them at each point of the gate that does not exist around my |
| 2:00.1 | backyard. And we're going to have to go to the |
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