Breaking Up 101

Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.8 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Another Lone Lobos Tuesday coming your way. This week, Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand ask each other their burning questions. Also, Xolo helps Jacob learn the art of how to break up with someone. Time Stamps: 2:20 - What is your earliest memory? 5:01 - Have you ever dumped in your pool? 7:01 - Have you met the one? 9:13 - What’s your Pokemon dream team? 11:47 - Have you ever been in an actual fight? 13:49 - Rank my exes 15:44 - Who was your favorite girlfriend? 17:01 - Do you have the one the got away? 18:44 - keeping contact with your ex 20:30 - Moving on from someone 22:20 - How to break up 28:38 - Who was your favorite teacher? 28:51 - Top cereals? 30:45 - What was the album to your life growing up? 33:28 - What is your love language? 35:44 - End credit scene 💥 Everything Lone Lobos 💥 Follow Lone Lobos on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lonelobos Follow Jacob Bertrand on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thejacobbertrand Follow Xolo Maridueña on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xolomariduena The Team: - Monica: https://www.instagram.com/officialmonicat_ - JMKM: https://www.instagram.com/jmkm808 Listen to the Lone Lobos Podcast: - Podcast Homepage: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lone-lobos-podcast - 🎵Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2s6n26GtUPuBL4zNBav6XV?si=1bd7cd1f91b24366&nd=1 🎧 - 🍎Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lone-lobos-podcast/id1688259470 🎧 - 🎙️Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9hbmNob3IuZm0vcy9lMTNiNDI1MC9wb2RjYXN0L3Jzcw 🎧 📞 Call Us: 1-510-99-LOBOS (1-510-995-6267) ☎️ 📧 Email Us: [email protected] 📩 Connect with us on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/LoneLobos/ Music by Nicklaus Gray: https://www.instagram.com/nicklausgray --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lone-lobos-podcast/support

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0:00.0	Three two one go. Go. And whoosh goes the crowd. What's going on? I welcome to the
0:16.5	podcast. I am one host, one half of your lone lobos podcast host
0:24.8	Sholle Madhwinia joined by the super stylish half
0:28.5	Jacob Scott Thomas Bertrand that's right the mischievous the mischievous one oh yes
0:32.4	this is from
0:34.8	Mischievous. Mischief.
0:35.9	Mischief.
0:38.4	Thanks, mischief.
0:39.1	They're pretty cool. They're actually really comfortable.
0:45.2	I'm actually very surprised. I mean I'm not wearing any socks. There's a little sweaty. I hate that. You're not wearing any socks. But it's
0:49.7	okay. It's not it's not something that you're gonna ask for like this side like is this like a size nine to size ten. Yeah in boot in boot. Yeah, there's only full sizes I think. Oh, it's just, oh, you'd order... 9, 10.
1:04.0	And I would love to see like a 4 foot 2 girl walking around these at like size 5 foot.
1:09.0	I said it could be, it would just look funny.
1:11.0	What do they look like to you?
1:12.0	The Astroway, right? I thought Mega Man, but yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the same thing. Same thing. All right, I love it. Yeah, well, thanks. Thanks to the gang over at mischief for lending us these shoes. Jacob, do you want to show off any karate moves in these shoes?
1:26.0	I'll show you a push kick.
1:31.0	Or a side.
1:33.0	side.
1:34.0	I'm so scared.
1:37.0	I'm so scared.
1:38.0	Eel. Oh my gosh how do the proportions look on him do they look fine like from yeah yeah
1:51.0	they look okay all right I was thinking of a segment to do. There were some questions that I wanted to ask you and it kind of developed into a larger theme of questions that after all of these years of sharing our most intimate
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