This is my Mayo Cop

This is my Mayo Cop

Oh, baby, don't lie for me.

If I tell you my story, don't cry for me.

I did my time that's fun by me.

This is my me or go go.

This is Michael Mayor Culper.

This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the Mayor Culper podcast.

Last Friday, front page headlines of prominent newspapers read like the cover of the National Inquirer. And I quote, we barely dodged the Hershal Walker bullet, and then another, the suppression of

Hunter Biden's laptop is a huge deal. But wait, there's more. How about the one that says,

avoid Harry and Megan's Netflix yawning? I mean, seriously, what? Is this who we are anymore?

Has the spectacle of Trumpism also turned us into trite gossip mongers

who need our new spoon fed to us with a very unhealthy dose of salacious entertainment? I mean,

come on, folks, for God's sake. Then there's Nick Carter of the Backstreet Boys, who's been accused

of raping a woman in 2001,

and now their holiday special has been canceled.

We can't have nice things because humans have a habit of behaving very badly.

But in a week full of strange and horrible news, there was this.

Brittany Griner is on her way back to the U.S.

after a prisoner swap that, you know,

the Biden administration has been negotiating for all this time

since she was arrested in Russia for having some hash

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