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We have much gratitude in thanks for Fox News, most especially Comrade Tucker Carlson.

For his loyalty, we'll receive highest Russian honor, the Order of Lening.

We thank Steve Bannon, a minor and student of Comrade Lening, who led the Republicans to

support of Comrade Putin's plans for greater Russia. We thank GOP Comrade Senator Joshua

Hailey, who blocked enemies of Russia that the warm monger Biden wished to appoint to his

regime. Russia waits 40 years for American Republicans to throw away disgrace, and Ronald

Reagan. Republicans say they stand for America.

Putin knows better. Putin is saying, oh, they're going to sanction me. They sanctioned me

for the last 25 years. You mean I can take over all country? Are they going to sanction me?

You mean they're not going to blow us to pieces, at least psychologically? The problem is

not that Putin is smart, which of course he's smart, but the real problem is that our leaders

are dumb. So dumb.

This is Michael Cohen, and you're listening to the Mayer Kolpapadcast. It's hard to think

about what's happening with Dipshid Donald when Europe is on the precipice of World War

3. It's very surreal to turn on the television and watch Kiev under attack from Russian forces.

It's the same feeling that I had on January 6th of disbelief mixed with fear. Is what

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