0:00.0	If you could bring three items into jail with you, what would they be?
0:03.0	Shive, a knife.
0:05.4	A file.
0:08.1	Bring a shovel, a knife, and no no in reality I would bring a cake well so I'm I'm trying to I'm trying to tool this off of breaking out.
0:25.0	So I would bring a sports car.
0:29.1	Good one.
0:30.0	Not Cherry Red though.
0:31.4	No.
0:32.0	They're gonna spot me a mile away.
0:33.4	Yeah, maybe just more like a cool blue, like a navy blue.
0:37.3	Like a cuss cart.
0:38.3	Yeah, eardescence.
0:39.9	So like when you leave and the sun hits it, it looks green and then when you get out of the sun it looks like...
0:44.0	Actually, no, I'm going to bring a helicopter.
0:46.0	That's better than a car.
0:48.0	Okay. So I'm going to bring a helicopter.
0:50.0	I'm going to bring, uh...
0:57.0	So I get to bring this into the jail cell with me. I'm going to bring this briefcase full of a million dollars so that I can you know
1:12.4	bribe the friendship of all the people so they don't shiv me and jank me.
1:17.0	Yeah. Yeah.
1:18.0	And I'm going to bring an iPad as well.
1:24.0	That's a good option.
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