Father of Laya. Can you hear that? It's a bit different, isn't it?

Well, that's the sound of our new theme music. I know, and that's not the only thing that's

changing around here. Now, me and Griff would make a two-shot podcast for half a decade now,

and since that very first episode, when we went round to the chemical laws house, we've had the

same theme tune, the same logo, same graphic design, and same bits and bobs emerge. So we thought

it was about time for a spruce up. So we've enlisted to help some of our talented mates to give us a

stand. Our mate Stan Chow is an absolutely incredible illustrator and artist, and he's made us some

fantastic new artwork. Now, it's the same old TSP colours, that same sort of sitting down having a

good chinwag vibe, but different. He's made us a new typeface, a fantastic new T-pot logo,

and a brilliant new banner. Now, go and have a look on our Instagram and Twitter, as we'll be rolling

that out over the next few days. And guess what? You are all going to be able to own a little

slice of the TSP cake with our new line of a barrel. More of that in a minute. Back to the music.

Now, we love our TSP theme, and we know loja you do too. Griff made John Lee Martin from the band

Then Thiccans made it for us. And over the years, we have had loads of emails and messages asking us

what the lyrics are. We finally have the truth for you. We still don't have a clue. Anyway,

we've enlisted the help of one of Gris mates who makes music as DJ Stolen Valor,

gone shut down, Spotify. He's remixed the original stems and made us an absolute

banger, and you're going to be hearing that on all new episodes in the future. Okay, so this is the

bit we're most excited about. Our apparel. Loads of people have been asking for it, so we thought

it was only right to oblige. We'll know what we've got. I'm going to tell you, we've got T-shirts,

we've got mugs, hoodies, art prints, stickers, tote bags and loads more, and it's all going to be

available through our Patreon. Now, if you don't know about our Patreon, it's a place where you,

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