What Must Impulse.

Hello and welcome to this breaking news episode of what most people think.

And of course, there will be a roundup as usual from

some of the big stories that are built up in the week from rachel reeves blaming everything but

herself and our first pmqs back after conference season starma was under pressure there and then

we got some more late night spired developments to catch up on but but you join us in the white

heat of jeff getting cancelled i'm in the white heat of Jeff getting cancelled

I'm in the process of being cancelled on TikTok by the town of Aldershot right so as you

know it's one of the bigger rooms on the tour it's sold all right I just want more people to be

there so I made a video of what I thought was quite clearly a tongue-in-cheek call-out of the people of Aldershot, which didn't exactly go down that well. Let me just play you, I might play you all of it now. People are of Aldershot. Seriously, man, I was good enough to bring my show to your squalid little town this Saturday, and I just just found out there's only 65% sold.

I'm not, what's going on? What is going on? What else is there to do in order shot on a Saturday night? Have takeaway or watch squatties beat up somebody outside Yates is. I don't know. You're probably last town in Britain to even have a Yates is. And you know what really gets me is I could have gone Guilford. I could have told sold out another show in Guildford, Easy. Farnham, nicer restaurants, you know. But no, I said, you know, people have orders up, they don't have much in their lives and this will be, this will be a nice treat for them. But as we stand, unless this show, unless it gets up to 75%, that is it, we're done. Okay, so maybe you listen to the podcast and you will have a head start on realizing that I was taking the piss, right?

I would have thought even starting anything with people of Aldershot, calling it a squalid little town.

I mean, moaning about it being two-thirds sold, which isn't even that bad, and then claiming that I wasn't going to come unless it sold 75%,

which isn't even that much more, making jokes about, Yates's, why not, anyway, right? This did not go down well. I did this video last night. By the way, if you came to the show in Swindon last night, thanks, that was a great crowd. And then I woke up and Jesus Christ, some of the comment, I mean, 90% of them were like, who are you? You're a prick. Our soul, your shit of PR. Don't come here. I mean, really, most of them are, who are you? A lot of spelling errors. I'm going to say it. There's one guy that said, what do you say? I was almost offended, Jeff, but then it dawned on me. I haven't a clue who you are. You just said, Jeff, all right? Secondly, why would whether or not you know who I am determine, anyway, so I've had to, the promoter got a bit spooks. I've had to do an apology to the people of all the shot. And basically basically all I did was repeat the same things that I said

and also just do a little drive-by comment on Godalman as well.

So, you know, this is a lesson.

You know what pisses me off?

And I mention this in the video.

It's on TikTok.

I haven't been able to get anything to go viral or even do like a thousand views.

I do some stupid tongue-in-cheek video about Aldershot.

Suddenly, I've got some restraining order and I can't go any closer than Farnum.

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