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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

BREAKING NEWS - Labour MP Likes a Periscope

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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Politics, Comedy, News, News Commentary

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Please excuse the Carry On style title, but who doesn't love suggestive submarine based humour? I discuss the Labour MP with a thing for torpedos. In more serious matters, I reflect on Starmer trying to seem like a war-time leader, Robert Jenrick trying to seem like Jet 2 and the Tories coming off like a kid's cartoon.  CATCH ME ON MY TOUR ‘Basic Bloke 2: There’s No Bloke Without Fire’. Book tickets here: https://www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcott-tickets-adp1252793 JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true  Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Selling your car can be super simple.

0:02.0

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0:08.0

Just bring along your final settlement agreement.

0:10.0

If only they could make parallel parking simpler.

0:13.0

To the right bit, mate.

0:15.0

Yeah, back. Back a bit more. A bit more.

0:18.0

Oh, no, too far.

0:21.8

We buy any car.

0:23.0

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0:27.1

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0:34.2

What must be impossible. What must be able to? Impulse.

0:49.4

Hello and welcome to this breaking news episode of what most people think.

0:53.5

And I have decided to put this up at lunchtime on Good Friday, right? Because I kind of thinking that you maybe had Thursday off, maybe got the weekend off, maybe got family around. At some point, everyone's going to be doing your nut in and you're going to go, right, who actually put up a podcast on a Friday? Ah, Norcott's done one. Norcott, I'll go walk the dog, earbuds in, beer, peace and quiet. So yeah, I'm just sort of wrapping up today, a busy week of news.

1:14.2

We had to Keir-style. walk the dog, earbuds in, beard of peace and quiet. So, yeah, I'm just sort of wrapping up today a busy week of news.

1:14.2

We had to care start, but do we get another speech to the election?

1:17.2

Doing his Winston Churchill bit.

1:19.3

More sort of Churchill, the dog than Winston Churchill.

1:22.0

But fine, fine.

1:23.7

It's not fine.

1:25.2

Reform with the local elections coming up. All the parties are kind of scaling up

1:29.2

their desire to get your attention reform. Robert Jenrick had a slightly bizarre pledge when it came

1:34.4

to holidays. And people have said recently that I'll never take the piss out of the Tories. Well,

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