Breaking News from Wait Wait: Our new Judge and Scorekeeper is announced!
Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
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🗓️ 4 June 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, it's Peter dropping into your podcast feed with a special announcement. |
| 0:07.8 | As you all know, Bill Curtis recently retired as our judge and scorekeeper. |
| 0:11.5 | Only the second one this show has ever had. |
| 0:13.9 | Don't worry, Bill will still be around. |
| 0:15.4 | You can still win his voice on your voicemail. |
| 0:18.1 | But the orange smoke has risen from the chimney at the Studebaker Theater, which means that |
| 0:24.6 | today, right here, right now. |
| 0:26.2 | It is time to announce our new judge and scorekeeper. |
| 0:32.3 | Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce to you making his official debut at this week's show in Austin, Texas. |
| 0:43.1 | Alzo Slade! |
| 0:46.0 | What's up, Peter? |
| 0:47.2 | We put a lot of gravity into that introduction. |
| 0:49.4 | I did, man. |
| 0:50.1 | I did. |
| 0:50.7 | I even, nobody can see me. |
| 0:52.4 | I still haven't figured out on the radio, but I kind of extended my arms and like a big, hey, everybody, like a Vita type thing when I did. I even, nobody can see me. I still haven't figured out on the radio, but I kind of |
| 0:54.4 | extended my arms and like a big, hey everybody, like a Vita type thing when I said your name. |
| 0:58.6 | I felt all of that. I just hope the, you know, the reveal lived up to the introduction. You have done everything. |
| 1:05.9 | You started as a panelist. |
| 1:07.1 | You've sat in my chair, even though there's no chair. |
| 1:10.4 | You've been a guest host, and now you're going to be the judge and scorekeeper after doing it on, you know, like a practice basis, filling in for Bill many times. |
| 1:18.1 | So what were you, you've done all the jobs. |
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