What Must Impulse?

Hello and welcome to another breaking news edition of what most people think.

So I keep these up my sleeve for when there's something big that's happened the day before.

And we had the budget yesterday.

And I was excited about it, man.

Very excited.

And somebody that consumes politics is somewhere between entertainment and sport.

I was in fact tweeted about the fact that I was preparing for it like a cup final day

you know got the lads coming around a few tins in maybe order pizza for half 11 so we're

focused for the big event and it was funny I did the tweet and then there was a really

brilliant succession of comments afterwards somebody said that he's going to be watching the budget

in one of the designated fan zones and then another bloke said that he's going to be watching the budget in one of the designated fan zones.

And then another bloke said that he's waiting for the budget limbs when they announced that fuel duty is frozen again.

If you don't know what limbs is, you know in football when you see like in a way end or a football ground just go completely mad.

And you just see arms in the air and quite often legs because there's often drunk fat bloke's just falling down stairs uh it's called limbs so the idea that there'd be

budget limbs it just tickled me i mean look people slag off social media i got some funny

followers man and i got brilliant patrons uh new patrons i should mention that there were a few recently oh by the way do check because obviously we had the first of the month so do check if you're enjoying getting the content uh early ad free and with bonus content do check that your account is still active if you've changed bank cards or stuff like that as they seem to do so often now about every three months they go we've replaced your bank why i wasn't defrauded

do you know how much fucking extra work you've caused me now i think i'd rather be frauded to the tune

of about 250 quid a year than have to go and put in all the numbers the the day oh it's hard

it's hard the modern world very very. But there are new patrons. I will

mention you in the main show next week. This is the first time you're listening. This is what most people think. So this is a topical comedy show. Yes, I'm a comedian that will dare to say if I think that there was actually something decent in the Tory budget. I'll say it. I don't give a fuck man. I'm on Edge Lord.

So even though it's a breaking news show, of course we're going to do a thank you and a

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