BREAKING NEWS #7 - Hunt's Budget 'Limbs'

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 25 minutes

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In this breaking news I mull over Jeremy Hunt's long budget with small measures. I celebrate the NI cut whilst wondering if the fuel duty cut is an ongoing feature of British public life, like the DFS sale. I also ask why - whether it's Labour or Tories - I have a fundamental need to believe the good news. Oh and there are some fat jokes too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What must impulse?
0:04.0	impulse.
0:05.0	What must, what?
0:07.0	What, what, what, what, what must,
0:11.0	what must impulse,
0:12.0	what must impulse? Hello and welcome to another breaking news edition of what most people think.
0:20.0	So I keep these up my sleeve for when there's something big that's happened the day before and we had the budget yesterday and I was excited about it man very excited and somebody that consumes politics is somewhere between entertainment and sport. I was in fact
0:34.4	tweeted about the fact that I was preparing for it like a cup final day, you know, got
0:38.3	the lads coming round, a few tins in, maybe all the pizza for half 11 so we're focused for the big event and it was funny I did the
0:46.4	tweet and then there was a really brilliant succession of comments afterwards.
0:49.8	Somebody said that he's going to be watching the budget in one of the designated fan zones.
0:55.0	And then another bloke said that he's waiting for the budget limbs when they announced that fuel duty is frozen again.
1:01.0	If you don't know what limbs is you know in
1:03.6	football when you see like in a way end or a football ground just go completely
1:07.2	mad and you just see arms in the air and quite often legs because there's often
1:11.2	drunk fat blokes just falling
1:14.3	downstairs. It's called limbs and so the idea that there'd be budget limbs it
1:19.2	just tickled me. I mean look people slag off social media I got some funny followers man and I got
1:24.1	brilliant patrons I have new patrons I should mention that there were a few
1:28.0	recently oh by the way do check because obviously we had the first of the month so do
1:31.6	check if you're enjoying
1:33.0	getting the content early ad free and with bonus content do check that your
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