BREAKING NEWS #35 - No Bounce In Spring Statement

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcot / Keep It Light Media

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4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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I share my thoughts on Labour's Spring Statement. Is Rachel Reeves just Starmer's voice on x 1.5? Can they blame global headwinds or their own hot air? Should they focus on child poverty or the fact Mel Stride said 'Fiddled'. All these questions and more will be answered. CATCH ME ON MY TOUR ‘Basic Bloke 2: There’s No Bloke Without Fire’. Book tickets here: https://www.livenation.co.uk/geoff-norcott-tickets-adp1252793 Watch my STAND-UP SPECIAL 'Basic Bloke' on ITVX: https://www.itv.com/watch/geoff-norcott:-basic-bloke/10a6363a0001B/10a6363a0001 Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What must impulse?
0:04.1	Hello. After that's breaking news episode. and are you after that spring statement are you
0:21.2	feeling springy are you feeling the bounce i mean we've had a few days of nice weather and if you
0:26.4	wanted anything to absolutely body slam that positive sentiment it was rachel reeves just telling
0:31.4	you the bad news isn't it in that slightly accusatory way that she's got i've looked at the
0:35.5	figures babbrabbrab Has anybody checked into it?
0:38.8	I wonder if there's a podcast listener that could check.
0:41.1	Is her voice just Keir Starma on 1.5 speed?
0:45.2	You know, like when you accidentally speed up a podcast or WhatsApp message,
0:49.0	is her voice just Keir Stahmer on a slightly different chapo?
0:53.3	You know, if you speed that up, I'm going to become straight to raise?
0:55.3	I don't know.
0:55.8	It'd be good to do the analysis.
0:58.3	But the point is we've had the spring statement definitely wasn't an emergency.
1:02.7	I mean, bearing in mind, it was supposed to be just her sort of like standing up going,
1:06.2	yep, yep, sign it, yeah, sign it off.
1:08.4	Those of the accounts. And then in the end, she has to do some quite significant stuff.
1:12.6	So maybe not an emergency budget, but a slightly panicked budget.
1:15.9	And we've got a little bit of diet austerity there.
1:18.8	It's not like Tory austerity.
1:20.4	You can see when Tory's cut benefits, it's because they wanted to because they hate disabled people, you see.
1:25.4	But when Labor do it, it's okay because they're sad about it.
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