BREAKING NEWS #29 - Rachel's Growing Pains

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcot / Keep It Light Media

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Following Rachel's big speech about growth I get into the reeds of Labour on their knees begging the City to like them. I discuss whether she should in fact go for four runways, why Labour politicians shouldn't try to sound like Trump & why Reeves Vs Sadiq is like Alien Vs Predator. Watch my STAND-UP SPECIAL 'Basic Bloke' on ITVX: https://www.itv.com/watch/geoff-norcott:-basic-bloke/10a6363a0001B/10a6363a0001 Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:32.6	What must impulse?
0:34.2	What?
0:36.0	What?
0:36.1	What?
0:37.2	What must. impulse. Hello and welcome to this breaking news edition of what most January. It is still, isn't this the most January of all the Januaries?
0:56.3	And the other thing about January is why is it, why is it 31 days?
1:00.3	Why are we awarding 31 days to objectively the worst month of the year?
1:06.0	Let's just take a, poor old June, right?
1:09.2	June, February rightly, in my view, has 28 days. Okay, it's cold. It's not much going on. Valentine's Day, nothing going on. Twenty-eight days for you. January gets 31. All right. What we need to do is we need to take a day off the end of January and give it a June. Give it to June. June has proved itself as a month year in, year out. It's got a good branding, it's got good brand awareness.
1:30.6	Give it to June.
1:32.2	But I hope you're well.
1:33.1	I hope you're well.
1:33.8	It's a breaking news episode.
1:35.8	By the way, I haven't mentioned the point of the show for a while.
1:38.0	We have a lot of new listeners.
1:39.2	So this is what most people think this is sort of talking about political news, sometimes cultural news from the
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