BREAKING NEWS #26 - The one where Rachel schmoozes with the EU

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcot / Keep It Light Media

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

I ask whether the right-wing press are correct that Labour are planning on selling out to the EU? We also look at the govt getting some progress with deportation but nowhere with boats. Then I have some Christmas advice for Kemi (and some criticism for people who take too long at the front of queues). Order the PAPERBACK EDITION of my book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/British-Bloke-Decoded-Everything-explained/dp/1800961308/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= JOIN the Podcast Patreon and receive each episode early, AD-FREE & with bonus content https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Join my MAILING LIST for priority Tour booking & special offers https://signup.ymlp.com/xgyueuwbgmgb Watch my COMEDY SPECIAL on YouTube https://youtu.be/YaxhuZGtDLs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by B-streamwise.
0:02.5	It's the feel-bad movie of the year.
0:05.0	It was the perfect Christmas.
0:07.5	Then the criminals came calling.
0:09.5	The family with everything now has nothing.
0:12.5	Lifetime savings stolen, personal photos taken.
0:16.5	Passports copied.
0:18.5	Starring you as the victim.
0:20.5	When you watch illegal streams, you risk letting criminals into your laptop or phone, making it easy to steal from you.
0:26.5	Illegal streams let criminals in. BeStreamwise.com.
0:32.4	What must be impossible.
0:34.2	What?
0:36.0	That must be able. What a must be. Impulse.
0:48.9	Hello and welcome to this breaking news edition of what most people think.
0:51.0	And it's a breaking news one earlier in the week.
0:58.3	We're doing an answer about a face this week because I'll be doing the main episode, hopefully with Rommish, the Christmas special later. So you're getting the breaking news first. And it is also, look at the dedication here. It's my birthday a day. It's my birthday.
1:03.4	I'm 48 today, 48. That is late 40s. I was clinging on to mid 40s at 47, but 48 is quite clearly late 40s.
1:13.5	And my wife woke me up with a bacon baguette today.
1:15.6	You know, I forgot it's my birthday for a second.
1:16.8	I was like, hang on, what's gone wrong?
1:21.1	When you get woken up with a bacon baguette on a Monday, you know, hang about, was it?
1:23.7	The next word's going to be, we need a new kitchen.
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