Breaking: Me (Crystal, Robyn, and maybe-Nneka are done, Candiace is pregnant, Alexia's getting a divorce, and Ryan proposed to Jen after learning how to use his phone)
Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast
Sarah Galli
4.3 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
"I'm exhausted. My weave is exhausted. The panty-liner on my underwear is exhausted." So sayeth Bravo Nation after a wild day of breaking news alerts. Sarah takes a jet pack to the cloffice to mention it all: Crystal, Robyn, and maybe-Nneka's exits from Beverly Hills and Potomac (and surprise that Dorit hasn't been mentioned....yet), Candiace's pregnancy announcement (likely a major reason for her already-announced pause), Alexia and Todd's divorce (and how this may impact casting rumors that already had Bravoholics up in arms), and Jennifer's engagement to....Ryan (possibly not the only OC proposal this season, God forbid). How could you do this to me question mark, said every content creator constantly updating their feed - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 531!
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| 0:00.0 | And the Oh, Oh my god, you guys, it's Andy's girls. This is an episode that is such an emergency episode. |
| 0:42.4 | It is like a, It's like a it's like a CNN triage style something or other |
| 0:49.4 | that is coming about because I recorded an AG Classic with one of my favorite guests |
| 0:55.1 | Ritchie Sky earlier today and we were flying high because at that point there had |
| 1:01.3 | been a couple announcements one of which was quite shocking in the |
| 1:05.4 | Bravo universe and then began recording our previously scheduled episode and during the episode we found out breaking news. |
| 1:15.0 | You get to see your my live reaction to that and I thought to myself, |
| 1:19.0 | how lucky are we to be living in a land where there's a land before time where there's so much happening and we're able to cover all of it. |
| 1:28.6 | Ha ha ha ha! The universe says in response because so many events happened after the fact I'm |
| 1:35.8 | recording this Monday night at approximately 730 so if anybody else wants to leave or be fired from housewives, we can use that beloved |
| 1:50.0 | term pause if you'd like, although no one has yet today, which means there's still time, or get married or get divorced or have a baby, or call a colleague a baby in a way that feels newsworthy. |
| 2:04.0 | I'm going to let you know you have four and a half hours in which to do that. |
| 2:09.5 | This is the day that Bravo stood still. Can you imagine being in the Combs Department at Bravo? |
| 2:16.2 | First off, I mean, L-O-L-O-L, but also can you imagine what today must have been like, let us send some of those |
| 2:27.3 | Pineapple bouquets from wherever with, you know, like an apple or something on top top it's probably like a broccoli tree or something |
| 2:35.8 | Edible arrangements send those over to Bravo HQ because can you imagine the boom boom boom boom of news and some of these things feel like Bravo might not have |
| 2:48.0 | been fully aware or perhaps aware of the timing so anyway let's just cut to it. I felt like before listening |
| 2:57.4 | to that AG Classic with Ritchie which is on the docket ready to go, |
| 3:02.7 | I really truly just wanted to cover all of the breaking news |
| 3:05.7 | because some of this happened in the hours |
| 3:08.8 | following our recording. |
| 3:16.0 | And I felt like we need it to catch up. I mean, we're covering so many franchises. |
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