And now for a message from Paco, the friendly homoho.

That's me.

Okay, thank you, ma'am. You can pass on through.

Alright, next.

Come on up.

Hands out.

Blacks open.

Okay, come through.

Please hold.

Alright, sir, do you mind if I pat down your right leg and inner thigh?

You don't know when you have to do.

He's a job, I understand.

Yeah, so thank you very much.

So I'm going to pat here.

And I know, then.

You don't have to do.

What do you mean, sir?

I saw the other guy and he told you I was okay to clear it, go through.

But you are the one who told me you still have to pat my leg.

I don't follow.

You're not patting my leg because you want to.

Not because it is your job.

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